As if we could ever give this up. Photo by Mary Dorn There are certain summer traditions in Brooklyn that just won’t die. Movies in Brooklyn Bridge Park. Concerts at Prospect Park. A bunch of drunk people hooting at dudes showing off their tiny dicks in a hot, crowded bar. Well, maybe the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant isn’t a traditional summer activity yet, but the celebration of teeny weenies is coming back for a third year, at bigger digs in the Kings County Saloon. Wonder if the extra space will make the penises look even smaller. If you’ve missed the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant the last two years, you can see all the fun you’ve been missing as men showed their stuff, or lack thereof, in everything from talent shows to evening wear competitions to swimsuit competitions. If you’re looking at those pictures and kicking yourself for missing this, put… Read More