A million freaking dollars and you don’t even get a turret. via Corcoran Hey, remember when back in the halcyon days of 2013 when that couple first broke the “million-dollars for a Bed-Stuy apartment” barrier, and we all thought “Ha ha, what a couple of doofuses”? Well, it looks like we’re the doofuses for thinking this wouldn’t keep happening, because as per Brownstoner, hey, here’s some more million dollar Bed-Stuy condos. And good golly they are bland. We’re not saying that people should be panicking in the streets because a duplex apartment with a yard (an apartment! Not even a whole house!) whose closest subway options are the C train and the G train now goes for a million dollars. We are saying that it could be a good idea to put your panicking boots on because it’s almost time to panic, especially if you ever thought things like, “I really like… Read More