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Switchel is over: Are you cool enough to drink these hot new old tyme drinks?

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The Waco Kid didn’t drink switchel. He drank whozzle In case you hadn’t heard, the hot new drink in Bushwick that all the cool kids are drinking is switchel, a cocktail made of apple cider vinegar, ginger, water and maple syrup. Since farmers and frontiersmen used to drink it, it has a lot of old timey cachet for the kinds of people who love fetishizing the simple farm life but inexplicably live in a major metropolis. Well, it used to be cool and have that old timey cachet, but now that it’s been reported on, switchel is totally over. What’s the new drink that Bushwick will be chugging? We looked around in a dusty old file for old forgotten drink recipes, and we found all of these. Whozle: Tomato juice, shredded copy of “Catcher In The Rye”, and peppermint beard oil The 19th Amendment: The sweat of our sisters, squeezed with a twist… Read More

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