Ready to get sexy? Hey there sad sexy person, are you still bummed you missed out on your chance to razzle dazzle the world at the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant? Well, dry those tears but make sure everything else is all wet and squishy, because the first-ever NYC Porn Film Festival is coming to (of course) Bushwick from February 28 to March 1 and they want submissions from you. No, the video kind of submissions, not the…well, if you make it good enough than yes, they also want that other kind of submission from you too. We know, you’re thinking, “The first NYC Porn Film Festival? This never happened in Times Square back in the good old days?” Well apparently it never did, so you could be the first person ever to go home with La Bite D’or, or whatever they’re gonna be giving out as a prize. The Huffington Post talked… Read More